Books

The adult coloring book for the delightfully impolite. For the rare moments moms have to themselves, they can enjoy the calming act of coloring with a little dose of sass. This collection is paired with the very best of all our worst thoughts, from...

People can color the hell out of this swear-word adult coloring bookand feel their stress disappear!With annoying exes, crappy coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever sh*t people are dealing with at home, sometimes all they need is to tell everyone to BITE ME! Now...

Sometimes we really need to tell everyone to fuck off". Now, say it in color! Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful artthat also happens to feature our favorite profanities. Its time to color in or outside the lines however we damn well please. 

The Friends With Benefits Porn Parody Coloring Book is an adult coloring book that is a sexy spoof of Friends. From Wood Rocket, the creators of SpongeKnob SquareNuts, Strokemon, and Game of Bones, comes a great porn parody that you can color in.Nudity and...

Color into a better f*cking mood!When life gets you down, color in some cheerful sh*t and glow the f*ck up! Peterson's Happy as F*ck is here to brighten your day with the kind of joyfully profane affirmations that would make most self-help gurus blush....

Featuring delightfully irreverent phrases, lovely calligraphy, and illustrated backgrounds, this coloring book invites adults to color their f*cking stress away! With a range of profanity from upbeat sweary affirmations to hilariously sassy sayings, 30 different expletives offer creative stimulation and cathartic release for any...

A new coloring book from the immensely popular drag queens and New York Times bestselling authors of Trixie and Katya's Guide to Modern Womanhood and Working Girls.The Trixie and Katya Coloring Book will feature 44 fierce, fun-to-color illustrations of beloved drag Queens Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova.

In 1973, Tee Corinne set out to do drawings of women's genitalia for use in sex education groups. Originally published in 1975, the Cunt Coloring Book was immediately popular although many people complained about the "awful" title. Three printings later, in 1981, the title...

Color like a f*cking boss!Whether you need a sweary little pick-me-up or a less-than-gentle reminder that you hail from the Land of Badassery, You F*cking Got This is here for you. Let its inspiring sayings hype you up while you color away all of...

Designed for the fun-loving and foul-mouthed, Caitlin Peterson's F*ck You Very Much celebrates the art of colorful language. Its perfectly profane art therapy after any soul-crushing day! Just let that sh*t go and let the creative awesomeness flow as people express themselves with markers,...

What's better than cute cartoon animals? Cute cartoon animals that curse up a storm! Being an adult sucks. So focus on something other than bills and take some of the stress out of adulthood by coloring the hell out of these 50 pages of...

The Filthiest Fucking Coloring Book is one of the funniest & filthiest fucking coloring books ever! This Adult Coloring Book has 24 pages featuring 24 original illustrations of sex acts like gaping and quadruple penetration and the world-renowned Rusty Trombone. Nudity and explicit sexual...

Belligerent one-liners, foul-mouthed insults, and just plain immature language, now in coloring book format!Perfect your coordination skills and satisfy your inner rebel with these swear-filled coloring pages. Focus on something other than bills and remember what having fun feels like with 112 coloring pages....

Welcome to the irreverent world of Inner F*cking Peace! Color 31 saucy sayings, ''MA'' maxims, and tasteless truisms! Heavyweight paper is superior to that of other coloring books. Designs are printed on only one side of a page -- no bleed-through. Each page is micro-perforated...

Spend some quality time coloring men inand out ofuniform. From firefighters to policemen, from the navy to the marines, enjoy our civil servants and armed forces personnel in a new way.

Add a bit of subversive and irreverent humor to coloring. Beautiful scenes and abstract doodles are combined with irreverent quips like "Shit just got real" that will keep people laughing.

A quick, easy and important educational illustrated guide to giving and receiving consent in sex, relationships, and other physical contact. How do you tell someone you want to do stuff with them? How do you ask if they want to do stuff with you? How...

All aspects of anal eroticism and health for men who want to learn how to enjoy anal sex in a healthy, responsible way are covered in this insightful book. Helpful suggestions for building trust and talking with a partner, tips on safety and hygiene...

Combining the best of the Kama Sutra with modern sex advice, this sexy pocketbook is filled with 52 scorching hot positions complete with full-color photos and tips for him and her. This little book is guaranteed to maximize your lovemaking skills and sexual confidence...

Just because she's going down doesn't mean he's having all the fun. "Sexpert" author Yvonne K. Fulbright gets real with women in this bold book on giving and getting oral sex. This guide tackles the dirty taboos and awkward assumptions that keep fellatio from...

If you have ever felt at a disadvantage when joining in a conversation on a subject that you aren't confident about, this new series is for you. Each book features definitions of two hundred words frequently used to describe and discuss a smart subject....

The Little Big Book of Breasts features over 150 celebrated big breast models from the 1950s, 60s and 70s, including Michelle Angelo, Virginia Bell, Roxanne Brewer, Joan Brinkman, Lorraine Burnette, Lisa Deleeuw, Uschi Digard, Sylvia McFarland, Chesty Morgan, Roberta Pedon, Rosina Revelle, Janie Reynolds,...

Practiced since ancient times, Japanese rope bondage or Shibari, has become increasingly more popular around the world. This book shows partners how to tie each other as shown by mistress Miumi-U and her bondage partner.

People succumb to their primal desires with The Little Book of Sex. From the first signs of attraction to the post-coital glow, they explore the wonderful world of sex through raunchy quotes, tales of history's most insatiable lovers, and sensual tips to get them in the...

Sex educator Dr. Sadie Allison guides you through today's vast sex toy jungle to help you find the shapes, sizes and sensations that satisfy you--along with lots of fun, safe ways to achieve the best orgasms of your life. More than 100 tasteful illustrations...

A celebration of every erotica readers' favorite fantasy, Penthouse Variations on Three-Ways offers incredible tales featuring MMF, FFM, MMM, and FFF pairings. Spend a steamy night reading stories of three lovers who heighten their pleasure by stepping outside of the normal one-to-one bedroom ratio:...

Two classic collections of Letters to Penthouse come together in one extraordinary volume. See how the sizzle started. And discover what makes the fire burn even hotter than ever. Filled with around 175 short sexy stories that are guaranteed to make you burn the...

Get ready to triple your erotic pleasure with this sizzling collection -- a real mnage a trois of sexual titillation. Here, men and women who love racy encounters, forbidden trysts, and sensual delights share every detail and sensation. From the tenderest touches to the...

Two classic collections of Letters to Penthouse come together in one extraordinary volume. See how the sizzle started. And discover what makes the fire burn even hotter than ever. Filled with around 175 short sexy stories that are guaranteed to make you burn the...

Is it any wonder that the world's number-one writers of erotic fiction have found a home in the world's number-one magazine of erotic entertainment? Now, from the pages of Penthouse, come thirty torrid tales that give new meaning to the words "bedtime stories". From...