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Happy Masturbation May! We’ve Got 100 + Reasons to Masturbate

by Krista Arendsen 01 May 2018
100 reasons
  1. Stress Relief
  2. Beautiful Toys
  3. Self Love
  4. Self Connection
  5. Relax the Body
  6. Relax the Mind
  7. Before Bed
  8. To Sleep
  9. To Wake-up
  10. To Learn
  11. For Comfort
  12. Know Thyself
  13. Before an Interview
  14. Before a Date
  15. After a Long Day
  16. After a Short Day
  17. Before Work
  18. Fantasy Exploration
  19. Creative Manifestation
  20. Make Money
  21. Break from Work
  22. Shower Enhancement
  23. Climax Counting
  24. Clear Your Head
  25. Feeling Desperate
  26. Mood Enhancement 
  27. Afternoon Delight
  28. Work Up an Appetite
  29. Internal Massage
  30. Prostate Health
  31. Overpopulation
  32. Birth Control
  33. Safest Sex
  34. Clean the Pipes
  35. Safe Love
  36. Time Travel
  37. Enjoy Music
  38. Feel the Music
  39. Get Over Someone
  40. Get into Someone
  41. Practice Makes Perfect
  42. Pass the Time
  43. Silk Sheets
  44. Clean Sheets
  45. Dirty Sheets
  46. Sexual Health
  47. Sexual Happiness
  48. Secret Sneak
  49. New Lingerie
  50. New Choonies
  51. Sell Your Undies
  52. Warm Up
  53. Cool Down
  54. To Finish
  55. Fill the Void
  56. Jack and Jill
  57. Mutual Masturbation
  58. Double Dutch
  59. Help out a Friend
  60. Solo Act
  61. Show Off
  62. For Viewing Pleasure
  63. For Peace
  64. For Positivity
  65. Pain Relief
  66. Long Distance Loving
  67. Phone Sex
  68. Grandma’s Romance Novels
  69. Erotic Literature
  70. Japanese Shunga
  71. French Postcards
  72. Kama Sutra
  73. Spank Bank
  74. Dad’s Porn Stash 
  75. Sear’s Catalog
  76. Scramble Porn
  77. B-Movie Boobs
  78. Pam Grier Movies
  79. Prince Songs
  80. Tumblr Porn
  81. Earth Day
  82. Kegel Health
  83. Try Something New
  84. Celebrate Anything
  85. After the Gym
  86. After a Workout
  87. Part of a Workout
  88. Ice Play
  89. To Bring on Your Cycle
  90. To Relieve Cramps
  91. To Keep Boners at Bay
  92. For Stamina
  93. Energy Boost
  94. Strip Club
  95. Pre-Game
  96. To Moisturize
  97. To Release
  98. In a Hotel Room
  99. During Recovery
  100. To Please Your Mistress/Master
  101. An Easy Lay
  102. A Sure Thing
  103. As Dessert
  104. House to Yourself
  105. Kids Go Back to School
  106. After a Few Drinks
  107. While Scrolling
  108. Right Swiping
  109. Friendly Facetime
  110. Virtual Reality
  111. For a Distraction
  112. Donate to a Sperm Bank
  113. Because You’re Horny
  114. What's your reason? 
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